This one is simple…
Vettel’s team times his last qualifying lap so he is the last of the active track in Q3 to ensure a pole result.
Come race day, this track is just an expensive parade. All the excitement of the race was basically done within the first lap. Vettel’s right rear tire failed, his car broke. Alonso made another multi-car passing start.
Then, they just went around and around for 55 laps. More cars broke and only 20 cars finished, 9 on the lead lap.
I think it is fitting that Ferrari World is at this track- pretty, superficial, but no real racing.
Alcohol content: not enough (Devil’s Canyon Full Boar Scotch Ale)